BBC NEWS: Video footage …
BBC NEWS: Video footage is to be released showing the entering of the house by navy seals and capture of Osamas wife.. I can`t wait to see them smash her backdoor in..
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I’ve just finished buildi …
I’ve just finished building Rome with my kid’s Lego. Took me a day.
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So, after Robbie Williams, Amy Winehouse and many others, Ricky Hatton is the latest celebrity millionaire to be suffering from depression. I really do feel sorry for him, how lucky I am to have a totally worry free life.
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I shouldn’t question everything… should I?
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November 10th, 2009. The day the world sat still screaming at the tele.
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I bought myself an apple ipod, an apple iphone and a apple ipad today, I also bought the wife a blackberry torch and the daughter a blackberry curve from carphone warehouse. When I went to get my son something I got refused, apparently you’re only allowed 5 a day.
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My heart skipped a beat when I heard that Kim Kardashian wants a quickie. Not that I’d stand a chance, but I was still disappointed to hear that she meant a divorce.
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I always leave everything to the last possible minute, then it only takes a minute
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I do love the Top Gun soundtrack. It takes my breath away.
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I have a friend who lives in south Korea. She’s my ‘Seoul Mate’.
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I was about to donate some money to help feed starving African children, but decided I wanted another bag of maltesers instead. I love my life.
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If there really were a food court, Taco Bell would almost certainly be found guilty.
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My government funding got stopped today. After ten years of trying, I’ve still failed to cross human DNA with a sock.
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The good thing about schizophrenia is that you’ll never be a single parent.
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I never got any sleep at all last night because my wife was tossing and turning all night. It’s my own fault for putting her in the dryer.
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