There’s a girl at work wh …
There’s a girl at work who has been on my radar for a while It’s making my job as an air traffic controller impossible
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Facebook chat: For those …
Facebook chat: For those people who you really don’t want to give your number out to.
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Just got back from my son’s school nativity play. Turns out that whilst polite applause is acceptable, wolf-whistling most definitely isn’t.
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A recent poll has suggested that men use the internet more than women at weekends. I can believe that’s true. I have never walked in on my wife while she has got the laptop balanced on her knee’s, fingering herself with a tissue in her hand.
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At times like these I look back to what my late uncle would always say Sorry, I missed my bus
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Just seen the article on BBC news:- “Dead baby found in London hotel”. I clicked on it, but the punchline was very long-winded and I didn’t really get it.
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Mary, Mary quite contrary, watched her garden thrive. The cops found seed of a rather odd weed; Now she’s doing three to five
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My wife is busy cooking and I can’t wait. I’d say another hour or so before she’s tender.I’m starving.
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If I lived every day like it was my last, I’d probably spend the rest of my life depressed that I was going to die the following day.
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I’m probably the type of person that can’t make up their mind.
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WHO are the World Health Organisation?
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A woman is like a game of pool. It’s game over once the black’s gone in.
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Advice to poor People/Council House tenants -disguise the fact that your property needs expensive external cladding work by covering the whole of your house with St George’s Flags
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I’ve seen the leaked Scarlett Johansson nude photos, and honestly, I’m disgusted. A measly 2 megapixels, in this day and age?
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I bought a parrot a few weeks ago, but after a few weeks it died from lack of feeding. It never said it was hungry.
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