Most gingers would dye to …
Most gingers would dye to have a girlfriend.
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I’ve quit working the nig …
I’ve quit working the night shift at the road cone factory.. Just couldn’t see the point….
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The black guys in my area are very dodgy. They always seem to avoid my bullets.
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I’ve had an idea for something that keeps liquid inside a bottle. It’s a corker.
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on exhuming . The librarian says; “Let me just dig it out.”
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Facebook is to offer memorials for dead users as opposed to those who don’t have a life. Patrick Swayze’s memorial can be found on the Dirty Dancing fan page. Michael Jackson’s tribute can be found on the Bad fan page. Jade Goody can be found on FarmVille where you can collect truffles from her.
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I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend earlier. Even when we got out of the sauna, she was still shouting.
Continue ReadingAndy Gray loves a good li …
Andy Gray loves a good linesman. That’s why he got his sack.
Continue ReadingTo my darling. I was such …
To my darling. I was such a fool to leave you. I need you back in my life. I love you. PS Congrats on winning the Lotto.
Continue ReadingCarlsberg don’t do Sickip …
Carlsberg don’t do Sickipedia jokes… No, honestly, I wrote to them and asked.
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A teacher once told me that I was wasn’t very observant. I think that was his/her problem…
Continue Reading“I’ve got a bone to pick …
“I’ve got a bone to pick with you”said the generous tramp.
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Son: Mom, when me and daddy were on the bus this morning he made me give up my seat for some lady Mum: Well then you have done the right thing Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddys lap…
Continue ReadingI self harmed at the week …
I self harmed at the weekend. I got married.
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What do you call an informative Geordie? FYI man.
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