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You know when your fisting animals, shouting racist comments, punching your wife, and raping the neighbours? If you don’t then why are you on Sickipedia?
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Continue ReadingPotent: A shelter for the smallest teletubby.
Continue ReadingI have a butler with a missing left arm. Serves ’em right.
Continue ReadingSo thanks to facebook i now know it’s christmas tomorrow.
Continue ReadingI genuinely saw this sign on a building today: “1st December 2009 – WORLD AIDS DAY. Free information and advice on AIDS and HIV Come inside.”
Continue ReadingIf you have nothing nice to say, might as well throw the first punch.
Continue ReadingHundreds stuck in snow on A9. Never play Battleships outdoors using people…
Continue ReadingI’ve just got back from a trip to Texas and I can tell you that it has certainly changed since I was a kid. Homebase is a stupid name for starters.
Continue ReadingThere’s something better then facebook for woman. It’s called cookbook……….
Continue ReadingSo, a 6 year old boy has flown away in an experimental aircraft? I imagine he’ll be grounded soon.
Continue ReadingI was in the shower this morning and noticed on my shampoo bottle that it bragged ‘Bigger size, better value!’ Shame it doesn’t work that way with the wife.
Continue ReadingI considered getting a new watch and a new battery. I don’t have the time or the energy.
Continue ReadingI’ll never forget the last thing my father said to me before he died. “Son, I’m becoming a mime.”
Continue ReadingI’m at the greatest risk of losing my job now then ever before. Not because of the economy. My new boss walks with a really soft step.
Continue ReadingThe Eurozone credit ratings are like a frying pan. Greece at the bottom.
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