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You know when your fistin …

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You know when your fisting animals, shouting racist comments, punching your wife, and raping the neighbours? If you don’t then why are you on Sickipedia?

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Potent: A shelter for the …

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Potent: A shelter for the smallest teletubby.

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I have a butler with a mi …

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I have a butler with a missing left arm. Serves ’em right.

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So thanks to facebook i n …

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So thanks to facebook i now know it’s christmas tomorrow.

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I genuinely saw this sign …

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I genuinely saw this sign on a building today: “1st December 2009 – WORLD AIDS DAY. Free information and advice on AIDS and HIV Come inside.”

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If you have nothing nice …

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If you have nothing nice to say, might as well throw the first punch.

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Hundreds stuck in snow on …

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Hundreds stuck in snow on A9. Never play Battleships outdoors using people…

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I’ve just got back from a …

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I’ve just got back from a trip to Texas and I can tell you that it has certainly changed since I was a kid. Homebase is a stupid name for starters.

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There’s something better …

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There’s something better then facebook for woman. It’s called cookbook……….

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So, a 6 year old boy has …

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So, a 6 year old boy has flown away in an experimental aircraft? I imagine he’ll be grounded soon.

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I was in the shower this …

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I was in the shower this morning and noticed on my shampoo bottle that it bragged ‘Bigger size, better value!’ Shame it doesn’t work that way with the wife.

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I considered getting a ne …

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I considered getting a new watch and a new battery. I don’t have the time or the energy.

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I’ll never forget the las …

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I’ll never forget the last thing my father said to me before he died. “Son, I’m becoming a mime.”

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I’m at the greatest risk …

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I’m at the greatest risk of losing my job now then ever before. Not because of the economy. My new boss walks with a really soft step.

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The Eurozone credit ratin …

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The Eurozone credit ratings are like a frying pan. Greece at the bottom.

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