Apparently, California ha …
Apparently, California has the highest rates of depression and adultery in America. Sounds like a sad state of affairs.
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If Phileas Fogg told me h …
If Phileas Fogg told me he would be going round the world in 80 days in a hot air balloon I would have told him he had his head in the clouds.
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I can’t bare to leave my job at the local supermarket I think it’s Stockroom Syndrome.
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So tonight in the Carling Cup it’s Barnet v Watford; The Bees v The Hornets. Apparently the fans of both teams are buzzing!
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My PC is so slow this morning, I swear if it had a tongue it would lick the screen.
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I went into my local and ordered a bottle of Taliban. I meant to say Kaliber but always get those two mixed up – strictly no alcohol and they blow you up.
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Asians. If you’re good at something there is always an eight year old Asian kid that can do it better.
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Border Collies for sale. Come, buy.
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I went into a shop earlier and there was a sign sayin ‘25% off clothes in here this week!!’ So i took my top off.
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Body of Gareth Williams found in MI6 murder case. Murder case? That’s a bit of an extravagant term for a sports bag.
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I’ve two friends called William Hill. What are the odds?
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If my wife sucked as much as my jokes on here do, then maybe she’d still be alive.
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Ironically my mate Stanley slashed his wrists..
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I was trying to make out the back- windscreen sticker on the car in front today , when it suddenly jammed it’s brakes on. The last words I saw before smashing into it were ” GIVE BLOOD “
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Why is everyone making such a big deal about the crisis at Iceland. Let’s face it, if the worst comes to the worst I’m going to Tesco.
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