Author: qjoq.com

I got run over by three old men going down a hill in a bathtub. Can I claim for compo?

I’ve been trying to get a six pack for years but it’s just impossible. No matter where I look, Stella only comes in fours, tens, twelves, twenties and twenty-fours.

Our local school had a “Fun Day” today. They learned about irony.

The proudest moment of my life was in that delivery room, watching my girlfriend give birth to our baby. Although I’ll never know how we ended up in that post office depot.

I thought my wife would be thrilled when I told her that I got us a table at the poshest restaurant in town for tonight. Unfortunately I couldn’t get in into the flat so we’ll be having dinner in the garage.

Glitter is something small kids play with.

My friends have given me the nickname ‘Teflon’. It won’t stick.

I had an argument with a Jamaican about who became U.S. president after Franklin Roosevelt. According to him, it was Eisenhower, but I didn’t agree. At the end he must have realised his mistake because he said: “it’s Truman”.

BBC NEWS: Apple sues Samsung for ‘copying’ Samsung retaliate with name calling and telling the teacher.