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I’ve just written a play about someone who drives into a theatre. It’s going to be a box office smash.

BBC News : Nutt faces sack Must have kicked him pretty hard to get them in to that shape

I accidentally smashed my cat’s skull today. It appears my bathroom isn’t as big as i thought it was.

The X Factor contestants are completely ruining Queen songs Roger Taylor probably doesn’t mind, but I think Brian May.

My wife said my driving was like Mark Webber’s. I nearly flipped.

It was when the receptionist said, “You said you wanted a double room, and I’ll be happy to give you one,” that I thought it may have been an unwise choice to stay at The Inn Uendo.

I went to a club full of all different races. Being a racist I was not amused, so apartheid all night.

I love showing my body off to people down the gym. Everyone’s jealous that I eat more than them.

I was playing frisby in the garden with my son when he shouted “catch it!” I laughed “Don’t worry son I am a master at this” “No dad! you have just stepped in some”