To help fight against cli …
To help fight against climate change, Amazon have agreed to undergo cut downs in certain areas on site. Won’t that add to the problem?
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My best friends dad inven …
My best friends dad invented the Zorb. He’s rolling in it now……
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I benched 150 kilos today! Told this fat guy in church to take a seat.
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I am trying to invent a board of some description which could be used to rest upon whilst somebody was drawing. Seem to have hit loads of problems though and I’m getting nowhere. Oh well, back to the I don’t know what.
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I’m turning rastafarian, but i’m worried about the stress it will put on my hair… I’m dreading it.
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I’ve just opened London’s first Jewish pub called ‘Bar mitzvah’, Trouble is it’s opposite that posh gallery called the Gasworks.
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Kids, Don’t waste time looking before you cross the road – that ice cream van won’t wait forever.
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I don’t trust dictionaries. Nothing should have the power to define it’s own existence.
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My mate won a huge amount of money playing Yahtzee against local gangsters. He suggested I try but I think its too dicey.
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If there are two things I hate they are contradicting myself, and not contradicting myself.
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I saw a man running down the highstreet after the wind caught his “disabled parking permit.” Irony lives.
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If pizzas get to your house quicker than an ambulance ….. maybe we should ask the delivery guy to pick up the paramedic on the way?
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Why did the lightbulb cross the road. For a change.
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I’m about to have a cup of dangerous coffee. Safe tea first though.
Continue ReadingGuns don’t kill people. R …
Guns don’t kill people. Raptures do.
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