What have little boys and …
What have little boys and other people’s jokes got in common? Fles can’t help touching them up. – Mate, seriously, this might prejudice my court case!
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I’ve never had very good …
I’ve never had very good leadership skills. Which is probably why a Labrador is my supervisor.
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I don’t get when you see this “Please be aware all chat is logged for data protection purposes. ” Wouldnt it make sense, if you don’t log the chat then there’s not data to protect??
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People are often impressed when I tell them I’m the chairman of a successful IT company. And they should be, if I don’t stack them on the tables the cleaner can’t wash the carpet.
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Two Geordie flies in a butchers shop window. One says to the other, “Fancy a walk in the pork?”
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Lets try and keep my Parkinson’s out of ttthiiiss.
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Just got my results from E-Harmony.. They matched me with a computer chair and a tub of Vaseline.
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So Africans have to walk 15 miles every day just for a bucket of water. I always wondered how they managed to stay thin.
Continue ReadingSickipedia on your mobile …
Sickipedia on your mobile phone; like having a ginger hating rapist pulling wisecracks in your pocket…
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In my physics exam today a question asked “What’s the unit of power?” I answered “Correct.”
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I was telling a joke to my friend the other day when he told me my punchlines made no sense whatsoever. That’s what I call a hangover!
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I’ve written a book on how to deal with rejection… Unfortunately I couldn’t find anybody willing to publish it, so tonight I’m going to kill all of my family and friends and then jump in front of a train.
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I have a drinking problem, so I went to the A.A. and I can tell ya, it works. I can drive to the pub tonight… Problem solved.
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I take a bit of pride in my job as a lion thief.
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My Dad demanded to know what happened when my little brother tried to make my face into an envelope. But I couldn’t tell him. My lips were sealed.
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