Author: qjoq.com

I like to tell women that I’m responsible for a large team of web designers. I find it gets a better reception than saying I live in a bedsit that’s infested by spiders.

Never steal second-hand tambourines. The repercussions will be terrible.

I was playing guitar earlier, I ended up getting a little too excited and managed to snap my G string. I certainly won’t be playing guitar with my underwear again.

I’d like to become an oncologist. It’s a job with growth opportunities.

My son doesn’t look half the boy he used to be since Billie died… They were Siamese twins.

More and more people are breaking agreements each day. That’s not promising.

I got myself a nice pair of speakers today, I love stealing from the debating society.