whats the only part of a …
whats the only part of a piece of clothing thats constantly trying to get your attention? ….a hem!!
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The pen is mightier than …
The pen is mightier than the sword. And considerably easier to write with.
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I’ve been told the best way to sink a cruise liner is to crash into it. And thats just the tip of the iceberg
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away.. Nothings a match for me and my cannon!
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Westlife singer Shane Filan has been declared bankrupt in the UK. Filan for bankruptcy.
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My boss asked me, “do you believe in life after death and the supernatural?” “Yes, I think so,” I replied. “I thought you would,” he said. “Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she phoned up to talk to you…”
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Some people say love makes the world go round, others say it’s money, I say it’s the suns gravitational attraction
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Today, I told my wife “I’m sorry, but I want a divorce.” She said “You’re joking, right?” I replied “I am. I’m not actually sorry about it.”
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I had a meeting with my bank manager to discuss charges to my account but he was ten minutes late. He said, “I’m sorry about this. Shall we start?” I said, “I’m afraid that your excuse is unacceptable. I’m going to have you charge you thirty five quid for the first minute you were late […]
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I failed my driving test again, today. There were a couple of minors. The examiner said that I was right slowing down by the school, but wolf whistling is a definite no-no.
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‘Camilla stable after surgery’ Don’t they mean in her stable?
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My friend keeps says he is going to go on Britain’s got talent and fart musical tunes. I hope he follows through with it.
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What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
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So Fernando Torres has finally got a twitter account. I wonder what took him so long…. Probably couldn’t find the net.
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A Greek island may be a great place for a holiday but I wouldn’t bank on it.
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