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What group did Mike Edwards use to play in? Electric Light Orchestraw
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I have a Scottish Carp in my pond, It’s the real McKoi.
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Don’t marry bakers. They’re interbred.
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Egypt has responded to hundreds of thousands of protesters by shutting down the internet. Listen, if you want people to stay home and do nothing, turn the internet back on.
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My mate keeps me up to date with all the latest news from the world of music, and i thought: “With friends like him, who needs NME?”
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Sickipedia is like human remains to a necrophiliac. What’s left is great!
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My dad was drinking this morning and now he’s gone off the rails. He’s a train driver in India.
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My fat, ugly wife rang the police, “I’m being stalked… I want 24hr protection.” “We’ll be there shortly ma’am” they said. I don’t think they took it too seriously though. Ten minutes later there was a noise outside, she opened the door and found a can of Sure on the mat.
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When I was a young lad, me and my friends would play in the park, climb trees or make a camp in the woods. But oh no, not these days. They’re all married with kids.
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The wife refuses to do anything when she is on,which I think is very unfair. I never moan when its my turn to be the captor when we play hide and seek.
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Every time I write the date today I’m scared I’ll accidentally design a computer program.
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Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children
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Hard on + Beer = Fat bird.
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Im struggling to find the best way to get my baby goats clean and ready for the village fete tomorrow. Does anyone know of any good internet sites where I can get tips on grooming kids?
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A bloke goes into the butchers and says, ”Excuse me mate. Have you got a pig’s head?” The butcher replies, ”No. I was blown up in the Falklands.”
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