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BBC News: Buffett donates another $1.78 billion If only all americans went on a diet

adzrules wrote Try saying: “Whale Oil Beef Hooked” without sounding like an Irish man swearing. Well we’ve “Norfolk and chance.” Have we….

I had to identify my brothers body after he ate a jigsaw puzzle and choked to death. He looked so piece full.

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Sir Alex Ferguson has stated that the only way he would part with defender Rio Ferdinand would be for two goalkeepers. In a recent press conference he said, “A Ferdinand is worth two in the net.”

I can’t believe the Germans are ok with this. It’s clearly crossed the line. Six million Jews is just too much.

I’ve been stuck outside my house for ages trying to open the front door with chocolate. People keep telling me “use Yorkies”, but it’s hopeless…

I overheard two people talking about a statue of an Aztec god. I think it was just idol gossip.

I just bought Nickelback’s “Best Off”. It wasn’t until after I turned it on that I realised that wasn’t a typo.