Author: qjoq.com

I hate the smoke ban in pubs and clubs across England, it’s affected me more than your average bloke. I’m a magician and everybody can see my tricks.

I was at the local convent yesterday when I accidentally threw the Sister over a fence using 2 pieces of wood and a chain. It was a Nunchuck.

My little brother is currently fighting near in northern Afghanistan. The aim being to take control of the Mullah Headquarters. Seems like an awful lot of effort for a yoghurt factory, if you ask me.

I have no idea where my girlfriend is coming from the majority of time. Thats probably why she wants to break up.

The club logo on my beloved football shirt has come off. I’m crestfallen.

Sky News: Emma Bunton Denies Reports Of New Spice Film She said the Thyme wasn’t right.

I just saw a bird playing chess in the park. Toucan play at that game.