Author: qjoq.com

My PC wasn’t working today Apparently he got arrested for beating up a woman last year

And in lighter news, Zippo have announced record profits.

“Mayweather is looking at 34 years inside” Ironic thing being, he May never see Weather again.

My Neighbour El, recently lost her family in a brutal murder. It was kind of awkward when the police turned up at her door and said, “‘Ello El”

I’ve got almost all of Stephen King’s books. He keeps asking for them back.

People say I’m really well suited with my new girlfriend, and I have to agree. She is an excellent tailor.

Rock and roll has torn my family apart. My parents died in an avalanche.

I just want to thank the girl who ran with me for the last few kilometres of the Great Manchester Run yesterday, not wearing a sports bra. Your lack of support got me through.

I got sacked because I wouldn’t check out this gorgeous woman at work. I hated being a hotel receptionist anyway.