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I wish I could see chameleons in their true colours.

Suspicious suspicious (s-spsh’s) adj. The green credentials of bio-diesel are about as suspicious as a black man in a book shop.

I used to work in a Fishmongers. But I was fired after a misunderstanding when somebody told me to “Bone the Salmon.”

My mate tried to convince me to go dressed as a shoe at a fancy dress party. But I told him that I wouldn’t be suede.