Author: qjoq.com

Just bought myself a new Wall calender. Doesn’t match up to the Megan Fox one I got last year though.

I’m always falling out with my friends. We’re skydivers.

I went on a beach-hopping holiday last week. Chopped 86 bees.

I was teaching my daughter how to use letters and numbers together, I started with: i 1 2 4 Q Bless her, still trying to work it out.

Since yobs nicked the postie’s bike he’s been working tyrelessly

“What do we want?” “A cure for Stuttering!” “When do we want it?” “N n n nnn n n n n n nnn nn ,,,,,Soon!.”

So I heard they’re trying to force more people in wheelchairs into work. They shouldn’t have to stand for that.

My television screen has gone black. Needless to say, it doesn’t work.