Author: qjoq.com

I tell my mates that my relationship ended because of my allergies, because the first time i stayed the night.. I found nuts in my girlfriends snickers

I shot my paper boy this morning, I left his body slumped over his bag. His death was all over the news.

“Hey Noah, where do you want these bees?” “Put them in the archive.”

“Does your girlfriend scream and shout when she comes?” “Nah, I gave her a key months ago.”

Anybody know how to sketch an empty bullet cos i’ve drawn a blank