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She was married in her grandmother’s wedding dress. She looked lovely, but her grandmother looked cold.
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I put a job vacancy on my Facebook homepage as a joke. Poland liked it.
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I treat my radiator and daughter the same. I bleed them regularly.
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Isn’t it ironic that Madonna, a woman, is telling us to join “The Quiet Revolution.”
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Q: What do you call two Muslim women with slices of cheddar on their heads? A: Double Cheese Burkha. Q: What do you call two smelly Muslim women with slices of cheddar on thier heads? A Double Cheese Burkha with Flies.
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a menu or as i like to call it a woman’s c.v
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A Jewish midget walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian replies; Well thats a little unorthodox.
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I’ve convinced everyone I know that I have more body organs than any other human being. Of course I know it’s not true. In my heart of hearts.
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I tried to storm a Taliban base but failed. I don’t know which move I did wrong in the rain dance.
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How many Microsoft windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? three! one to change it, one to ask you if your sure you want to change it, and one to ask you if your sure your sure you want to change it.
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I’ve just got back from my 3 week holiday in India and after being there for a whole 3 weeks, I missed England a bit. So I have vowed to be more English than before, and I already have a head start. I’m brown.
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Unicorns aren’t extinct – they just gained weight and are now called rhinos
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How do you get a fat policewoman into bed? PC cake
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Woke up this morning feeling slightly warmed up, with this weird imprint all over me. I just lay there as I was soaked in syrup and sprinkled with sugar…. I’m sorry, listen to me just waffling on.
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BBC NEWS: Bomb police want to trace couple. Scotland Yard seeks help from Art Attack
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