I opened a new shop selli …
I opened a new shop selling sponge cakes but sadly the business wasn’t doing well. Customers said they could still taste some soap.
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I had the blackest coffee …
I had the blackest coffee last night before going to bed. Robbed me of about 8 hours sleep. Typical, eh?
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If you’re a religious person there’s no such thing as inprivate browsing. God is always watching.
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Im a real family man Im loyal to to all eight of my familes.
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Last night, my wife said we should introduce food into our love making. She didn’t see the funny side when I said I’ll bring the crabs.
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Got a strange look today from a Jeweller when I asked him for a little finger ring….
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I want to be just like my dad… … and not have any children.
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Me and a mate have been smoking herbs all night. We’re having a great thyme.
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Dont discard your old Banana skins, they make ideal sun hats for starfish.
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We had to bury my brother today. It was sad but his jokes really are that bad.
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I just can’t stand 2 legged chairs
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I took my car for a service last week… Waste of time though, couldn’t quite fit it through the church doors!
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After winning my latest match, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd, like they do on the television. Apparently it’s unacceptable in ten pin bowling.
Continue ReadingStatistically , 51% of th …
Statistically , 51% of the population can’t drive ; …according to the other 49%
Continue ReadingStephen Hawking is a grea …
Stephen Hawking is a great orator, technically speaking.
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