Im writing a book about p …
Im writing a book about psychic abilities, I can see it being a best seller.
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Finally, my Plumbing busi …
Finally, my Plumbing business is getting really busy… It’s all cisterns go.
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I was so bored at work today I was climbing the walls, it does get quite tedious being a rock climbing instructor sometimes.
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Ooh the irony of being told to ‘speak English’ by an American.
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Round Robin. It’s aged Batman’s obese sidekick.
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Driving past a McDonald’s in Scotland, there was a sign in the window saying “free big mac” my wife turned to me and said “why what did he do?”.
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My wife and I went shopping to Tesco’s, and as we were leaving her bag ripped open showering the contents all over the floor. I would have helped, but not when it’s her catheter.
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Schrodinger asked me to look after his cat while he was out of town. But I don’t know if I did a good job, I don’t even know whether or not his cat is still alive.
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I wouldn’t go on the dole for all the money in the world.
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All the laptops made in China come with Face Detection .
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As I wandered through the desert, I thought I saw a Mitsubishi Galant. As it turns out, it was just a mirage.
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I’m so conservative, when I go to KFC, I only order the right wings.
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Freddie Mercury did a course in art history, earning him a degree that was completely useless in the real world. That’s why they called him Mr. Fahrenheit.
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I’ve been going to the gym for the past two weeks and i’ve managed to lose about ten pounds. There’s a wishing well outside.
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A light bulb tried to start a fight with me, so I resisted it. It got Ohmed! ———————– Sorry, my jokes are really ammeter.
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