My new years resolution i …
My new years resolution is to do things on time…
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People who copy and paste …
People who copy and paste jokes are fu??ng cu?ts!
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I bought my wife some C4 for her birthday. She was blown away.
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Just before my father died, he gave me his Grandfather Clock. He said “Son, I want you to treat it as you would a woman.” So, I dragged it upstairs, came on it’s face, then broke one of it’s arms for not making me a sandwich.
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In France, well cooked meat is rare.
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Who are the most ‘cheesed-off’ pair in London tonight? Gord n’ Zola
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Was walking in the Tesco entrance earlier to get my weekly shopping, when I read their motto, ‘Why Pay More?’ “Good point,” I thought… “Asda it is then.”
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I spent all my money buying early 17th century musical instruments. It left me baroque.
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Similes; what are they like?
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Next time someone rings your home phone test their inteligence by repling with, “Hi, can I call you back I’m driving”
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I am always much happier when I am on the dole. Tesco’s own pineapple chunks just aren’t the same.
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Stethoscopes are not for the feint-hearted.
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I don’t know the meaning of the word insomnia, but it keeps me up at night thinking about it
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Walter Cronkite is dead. That’s the way it is.
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I was going to put my name down as an organ donor, but I just didn’t have the stomach for it.
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