Why is it that when peopl …
Why is it that when people paint their face red for red nose day they say its for a good cause but when I paint my face black for black history month I’m labelled a racist?
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An undercover investigati …
An undercover investigation at a dogs4us puppy farm has revealed some of the dogs are malnourished and scruffy. If the investigative team want to see some really scruffy growlers, might I recommend a night out in Skipton.
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Elitism. It’s not for everyone.
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The trick to Spelling is knowing the difference between write and wrong.
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I once read a book on a well known prisoner.The cell was really cramped and I had nowhere else to sit.
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My girlfriend is like a dandelion, beautiful on a summers eve or on a winters night. And when i get bored of her i kick her and she goes into the air a few feet.
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“I’ll turn UK around,” says David Cameron. I’ll do it right now… KU.
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So I heard that French gunman jumped out of a window. I guess he had nothing Toulouse.
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A dwarf policeman came up to me when I was stoned off my face. He asked was I high. “Higher than you..”
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You know sickipedia has turned into a cult when you have to be a regular user to get the jokes.
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I made a tea cosy the other day By putting it to bed after the 18th hole
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I ordered myself one of those Green Cars, and it just got delivered. Time to put some petal to the metal.
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I have an irrational fear of common German names, I’m extremely Klaustrophobic
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A farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns. Being pleased with his hairy face, he had his photo taken and sent it off to his parents. […]
Continue ReadingRalph came home drunk one …
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
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