Great music teachers can …
Great music teachers can be very instrumental.
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If Nick Griffin was a proper “Right Winger” he would be playing for England instead of Sean Wright Phillips
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What do amputee’s want for christmas? Stocking fillers.
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During a spelling test, our teacher told us to write down ‘to capitalise’. That one was too easy I thought, as I wrote ‘I I’.
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I went to one of those dating agencies the other day. They took one look at me and said “25th March 1976”. Well impressed.
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Lazy Sickipedians… there’s a joke in there somewhere
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Goodbye to the 100-Watt bulb. You lit up everyone’s lives.
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A man goes into a restaurant and asks, “Waiter, how do you prepare the chicken?” “It’s nothing special,” he replies. “We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die!”
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There’s only one down side to having a stroke.
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Where did the mathematical dolphin do his sums? Indices.
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I really, really hate it when people repeat a word for emphasis.
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“Couple are jailed over abuse of Young Boys” I heard plenty of Tottenham fans giving them abuse the other week, I dont see them being jailed.
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Some kid slashed the brake line in my car, it didn’t stop me!
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When someone asks you for account details on the phone, “200 years old, sharp teeth, hates wooden stakes” is an unacceptable answer.
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5 star hotel room with king size bed. ‘Check’ Champagne on ice for two. ‘Check’ Gorgeous woman to complete the evening… Made me pay in cash.
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