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Get your Uranium Rods, we’re going fission…
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Scientists have published an article saying that people judge potential mates primarily based on a healthy set of teeth. Obviously never watched an episode of Jeremy Kyle then…
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My doctor told me that my stomach is lined with a fatty residue. I told her she looks fat in her dress, we all have problems.
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I’m in a tribute band called “The Paving Slab’s”, We cover The Street’s.
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Being a new driver, I have being reading books on Motorways. Apart from finding it so straight forward, its why I always seem to crash…
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It’s ironic how we show our hatred towards Germany… …by working our whole life towards collecting pieces of paper with a German lady’s picture on it.
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A bear escaped from the zoo this morning, …It’s pure pandamonium.
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I just watched a video of this guy having his colon removed. His keyboard will never be the same again.
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Whenever I opened my loaf, I noticed there was a dead rodent in it. Then I thought, “That mouse is inbred.”
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If Sickipedia was a building, it would be a public toilet, seriously filthy and always out of order!!
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MSN News: “Camerons enjoy break in Ibiza.” David Cameron – trying to be ‘down with the kids’ by giving new meaning to ‘The Conservative Party.’
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I am currently writing the definitive guide to beer. I’ve already finished the draught copy.
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I was just about to head off to the shop one day when my gran asked for some plums. Being the polite young man I am, I proceeded to teabag her.
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When Windows displays a “You have performed an illegal operation” message, do you think your computer has noticed your internet history and is trying to rat you out?
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Fool people into thinking you are an octopus by drinking several litres of ink and farting everytime someone startles you.
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