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Just been down to the shops to get a new mouse mat. He keeps on trailing mud into the house every time he’s been out.

i’ve recently come up with some groundbreaking technology ..i call it a shovel

I once got asked to do a sketch of an old gameshow host dressed up as a Charlies Angel. I drew Barrymore.

My Jamaican mate walked in on me doing a crossword. I said, “You have to help me. I need a ten letter word meaning Great in ambition and scope. I’ve been trying to do this for two weeks.” He said, “Monumental.” I said, “No, I’m not, I’m just stuck on this one word.”

What’s long, white, hard and forced into my daughter’s mouth every night? Her toothbrush.

I hate being in a place where I don’t speak the primary language. It’s getting harder and harder to live in Bradford.

It’s very frustrating. I want a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes…. …. but the library only has manuals