Author: qjoq.com

Although people say ‘you’ve got to be cruel to be kind,’ I don’t think my son will ever fully appreciate my cutting off his leg so he can be front of the queue when they’re scouting for the paralympics

I posted a signboard in school today, telling everyone to vote my mate Rick to be President of all Superheroes, because he can generate power charges from his body. Someone read the post, and said, “Electric?” I said, “Yes, for President.”

Last night I saw a boring film about tea. It was PG rated.

You wouldn’t think that any of the England Squad are creative artists. But they do like drawing.

I was thinking about robbing this French city. But then i remembered they have nothing, Toulouse.

My concept of an ‘erasable pen’ was rejected by the guys at Dragons’ Den. However they did say it was a good idea, at least on paper.

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.