I’m a proud Geordie and j …
I’m a proud Geordie and just read that the best place to live and raise a family is Scandinavia. Norway…
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My first words were “The Holocaust was a lie” I’m a man of Jewish dissent
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MSN News: NSPCC: Abused children ‘in every school’ I knew they couldn’t be trusted!
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I am the world’s worst procrastinator. I always do everything straightaway.
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My mate said, “If you were stuck on a desert island, what’s the one thing you couldn’t survive without?” I said, “Oxygen”.
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I went to Wolverine’s house party yesterday – it didn’t end well… …someone spiked the punch
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Robgreenophobia – Fear of spherical objects
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I’m all for disabled athletes being treated equal, but I can’t help feeling that some get an advantage. I just heard that for the South African relay team tomorrow, Oscar Pistorious is going to being running a 3rd leg.
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Who else knows when they’ve been beaten? Then gets up and wipes.
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My Girlfriend reminded me too much of a poo So I dumped her
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What do children and dreams have in common? If you follow them both for too long, people become suspicious.
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Can’t believe my baby is 1 year old today, Happy birthday playstation 3, I love you loads.
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I for one,will be 42 soon.
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My daughter did her first cart-wheel this evening. As soon as she finishes the other one, we can get this thing on the road!
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I never pay any attention to the Richter Scale. It has too many faults.
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