I work for tesco and often go down to other supermarkets to see what they do which we don’t. I was walking down the road the other day when i saw in a newspaper: MAN EATEN BY SHARK IN ICELAND. Well we don’t have any sharks at Tesco…
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Continue ReadingI knew I had to act quickly when my wife confronted my girlfriend and they began to fight. I ran inside to get the camcorder before it finished.
Continue Reading“If you’re repeating a gag from a comic – always credit it. It’s only fair.” In that case, I’d just like to admit that I ate some of Michael McIntyres vomit and it repeated on me.
Continue ReadingI just melted an ice cube by staring at it. Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though.
Continue ReadingI came home last week with a car that had it’s floor cut out. I just wanted something to run around in.
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Continue ReadingI can’t remember whether I spend all my spare time on Sickipedia because I don’t have a girlfriend, or I don’t have a girlfriend because I spend all my spare time on Sickipedia.
Continue ReadingBBC News – “UK sailors missing off Portugal” Did the captain go to the mess and leave his cabin doors unlocked?
Continue ReadingMe and a few of my mates were discussing who we think has made the greatest song of all time. I went for Linkin Park, in the end.
Continue ReadingThe reason i go on Facebook. Maximum Respect for the British Army… Many who like Cadbury Creme Egg like this. Enough said.
Continue ReadingThe wife left me because of my James Brown addiction I feel good.
Continue Reading“Bye, take care.” I’m glad you said that ’cause I was planning on driving home blind folded.
Continue ReadingThe Sickipedia Duplication Checker. Making Emile Heskey look comparatively effective since 2010.
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