Scaffolding. I’m a suppor …
Scaffolding. I’m a supporter.
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Female lions have shorter …
Female lions have shorter hair than males.That’s their mane problem.
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My idea for a perfect pint was a cool Fosters on the beach in Jamaica with Bob Marley. For some reason carling said I didn’t win.
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Tried to cancel a meeting at work today because something came up. Apparently ‘having an erection’ was not a valid excuse.
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Looks like England have failed in their bid to secure the fee for World Cup.
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So I heard about the shooting at the cinema in Colorado, I guess that guy was really the Bane of their lives.
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When the old Windows stopped working the “blue screen of death” appeared. Windows spotted the problem, and with new Windows 7 it turns black.
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So China have executed a British Muslim, now that’s what I call a Chinese Sheihkaway!
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I used to be lazy, but that all changed when I stepped in a pool of glue I’ve been working my socks off ever since.
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I suddenly woke up and realised that I was dressed like a Bangkok ladyboy! Apparently that terrorist misunderstood “Tie Him Up!”
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You know your social life is over when you tell your mates you ”cant come out tonight” because you need to stay in and harvest your strawberries otherwise they would whither and gain you no farmcoins on Farmville.
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Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he isn’t a chicken
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I actually invented the word “pseudonym.” Don’t bother looking it up because I did it under another name.
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Due to rising petrol prices, Volkswagen have released a hydrogen vehicle, the VW Hindenburg. The market is expecting a boom.
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Every site I go on, there’s an advert pressing me to have a personal avatar done But I wont be drawn.
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