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I’m thinking about buying a greyhound, don’t know what the wife is going to say so I’ll run it by her first.

I’ve been trying to get my friends baby to say its first word all morning, I’m going to give it one more try then I’m going to knock it on the head. Then if that doesn’t work i give up.

It was so hot at the kid’s playground I came in my shorts.

My maths teacher keeps telling me I don’t like ‘Sine(P)’ weird old man trying to get me with his reverse trigonometry

As I was digging my nose the other day, I suddenly thought to myself…. This shovel will seriously damage my face.

A new book out today. The korean canine training manual 50 ways to wok your dog

My doorbell rang this morning. I didn’t even know it had a phone.

Ever since my friend got his ear pierced, the ladies have been all over him. What a stud.

I’ve just booked the lowest price bus journey to Italy you’ll ever see Arriva dirt cheap

Get me a lemon, sharpish.

A man becomes a monk and on the first day he is shown around the place and learning the regulations. Eventually they go into a room and on the wall there is a huge plate made out of precious metal and various markings on it labeled with numbers. The man, astonished, reached out towards it […]