I had to buy a belt sande …
I had to buy a belt sander – I couldn’t quite get the leather through the little loops on my jeans.
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A dog isn’t just for Chri …
A dog isn’t just for Christmas, put a nice pair of rabbit ears on its head and it can also make a great novelty pet for Easter too.
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Statisically, 9/10 Sickipedia jokes will appear in someone’s Facebook status.
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Christ alive it’s Easter Sunday!!!
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I went to buy a walking stick earlier today but the only ones they had in stock were barely two feet long. I asked the salesman about it and he said they were short staffed…
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I got a letter telling me that I had to keep the kids home from school today for all day striking action. Im doing my best but its only 11pm and the back of my hand is already killing me!
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Took my 3 year old son into work with me at the royal mail sorting office, you should have seen him throwing parcels around, jumping up and down on them, they offered him a guaranteed job as soon as he turns 16.
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My dog kept getting up in the middle of the night and setting the house alarm off. My wife told me to disable it, so I broke its legs with a golf club.
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The right side of sickipedia must have depression, it’s always so negative.
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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? 45. One to change the bulb and 44 to do the paperwork.
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I’ve got a huge tip for people with lots of rubbish.
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I entered the National Mopping Championship. I cleaned up.
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I used to be a gardener. But I lost the plot.
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It seems ridiculous that Cook wasn’t initially picked by the World Taekwondo Federation. I mean, WTF.
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My first wife who was Thai died last year… Of testicular cancer.
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