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Its Christmas Eve, its Christmas Eve! … … Eve? John held back the tears as he realised Eve had past away on Christmas day.

Can a bald person have a hairline fracture ?

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there […]

I racked my brains for a bit, they looked much more organised.

Europe has adopted Mickey Mouse money. As my mate Angus said, “The Euro disnae work as a system of currency.”

I just sent a postcard back home to my ex-girlfriend, it read: The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.

I have killed my last six wives. I have now married again & I intend to kill my new wife in the morning. After tomorrow I think I can safely say that ‘Widower 7’ was my idea.

What do u call a smoky doll? Barbie Q!

There’s this girl that works in McDonalds. She’s a little bit fat, but I wouldn’t half pounder.