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If men get morning wood….. Do women get morning dew?
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I’ve had it with speed limits. I’m putting my foot down.
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Co-Op Advert: “Succulent British Joints” Nice to see society has finally come around to the idea of selling crack on the high street
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I’m not clumsy, just cautious. I keep dropping things to make sure gravity still works.
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Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that anorexic sunbathers have been a bit thin on the ground this year?
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If u want to see a room full of panicked looking faces walk into the offices of injury lawyers for u and pretend to slip over and brake your arm.
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Sky News : ‘Police Probe Bodies Found in House’ Also known as poking them with a stick
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Is your dad Mr Kipling? because you look like a tart.
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I went to a clock shop the other day, I loved every minute of it.
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I always dress to the right. Bovver boots and a swastika armband.
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Marks and Spencers has announced they are in financial trouble. They have merged with Poundstretcher. They will now be known as Stretch Marks.
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I have just found out that my Aunt’s kids have stolen my personally endorsed ice skates. Robin Cousins.
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I’m after painting a picture of a flower blooming from an embryonic shoot. I’m a budding artist.
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I was trying to light my farts the other day, when it completely back fired.
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Primark’s New Slogan- Clothes make the man Children make the clothes
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