Science has proof without …
Science has proof without any certainty. Creation has certainty without any proof.
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A guy I know posted this message on Facebook: “I’m sad to say my closest compannion for the last 15 yers Barney the dog has dyed”. On reflection, it was probably insensitive of me to respond “what colour?”
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Why is this joke like cancer ? Because not everyone will get it.
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They say that Clovers with 4 leaves are good luck… Mine just ruined my toast.
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The founder of Ikea, Ingvar Kamprad is a multi-billionaire. Ironically, self-made.
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I just found a dead cow in my bed. I fear there’s been a moo-der.
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I’ve just found a hardcore fetish website exclusivly for people who like fatties, uglies and gingers! datingdirect.com
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A BBC News Reader had their autocue stolen today. When asked to comment he had nothing to say.
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Statistically, 50% of Sickipedians who post Micheal Jackson jokes… …can’t even spell ‘Michael.’
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I asked my mum if I was adopted the other day, she said, ‘If I adopted a child, I would have picked a better one then you!’ Yeh, thanks ‘mum’.
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Living near a gypsy site, I’ve become quite a good shot with my air-rifle. Earlier I hit four horses on the trot.
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i asked this shy old farmer the best way to flush game out from undergrowth, I’m not sure, but i think we beat around the bush.
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I hope Apple have fixed that iPhone alarm bug. I’ve got to be up early on Monday.
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When decorators are waiting for their paint to dry, how do they describe how boring it is?
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Big news from microsoft… They haven’t found a security flaw in Internet Explorer for at least two days now.
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