People tell me it’s hard …
People tell me it’s hard thinking of jokes off the top of your head. Not for me I’m ginger.
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i just found out facebook …
i just found out facebook is now in 57 languages! now everyone in britain can use it!
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My mum used to always say, “Strike while the iron’s hot”. A lot of postman must have some immaculate uniforms at the moment.
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My father was really keen on all the outdoor pursuits like hunting and fishing so I’ll always remember the last words he said to me before he died. “Be careful where you’re pointing that gun”.
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I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away.
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Just seen a Facebook group called: ‘Join if u say “b-e-a-u-ti-ful when writing beatiful!’ Clearly they forgot to say it the second time round…
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You know your getting older when…At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you’re not eating cereal.
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You know you spend too much time on the computer when your finger nails fit the groove of your keys
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Getting a free cuddly toy is definitely going to be the clincher when deciding who to renew your outrageously expensive car insurance with. Masterstroke there, comparethemarket.com
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I had my daughter crying her eyes out today. She caught me hitting her Go-Go hamster with a hammer. But the tears soon turned to laughter…When she realised it was a real hamster and not her favourite toy.
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I wasn’t sure whether to quit my guitar lessons, so I decided to play it by ear. But that just made my head sore.
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You know you have the ultimate hang-over when you have to do one thing. Sit down in the shower.
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A woman goes to a gynaecologist. Whilst examining her, the doctor asks, “So, have you ever had a check up here before?” “No, but I have had some Germans and an Austrian.”
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What’s the best way to make a woman feel wanted? Drink 12 pints of Stella.
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What’s the difference between Brisbane and my spam email filter? My email has flood detection.
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