Author: qjoq.com

My Italian friend just told me he’s built a frame of metal bars to hold wood when it’s burning in his fireplace. I said , “How is it?” He said, “It’s a grate.”

I bought a pirate DVD the other day. I’ll treasure it forever.

Time flies when you throw clocks.

I turned up at a local ghost fancy dress with a cop outfit. I got bood.

A man approached me in street & asked for an anagram of garnets. I thought ‘strange’.

After dropping my toddler at his nursery, there’s a good chance he’s developed some brain damage.

We’re going to have to buy a new lawn mower. The old one just doesn’t cut it.