Author: qjoq.com

I’m a delivery man at B&Q, and this woman wanted me to sketch a plan of her new kitchen furniture. So I drew a table.

I love watching videos of lakes and rivers on the internet. I’m viewing a live stream right now.

There was a misprint in the newspaper, and now my dad thinks I’m a serial racist. He said he’s never been prouder.

Gary Liniker said on Match of the Day – “Well, clean sheets help you score.” Very true, I often find when the woman gets back and sees the big yellow stain she is a bit put off.

The name ‘Inmates’ was given to prisoners after they witnessed what went on in the showers there.

Me and my wife were about to go on the karaoke in our local when she pulled out at the last minute. I was furious i had to duet myself.