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What do you call Postman Pat on the dole? Pat.
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I was gonna post a joke about something that made me smile last week, but couldn’t log on. Oh well, it’ll have probably been buried by now anyway.
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I was talking with my girlfriend last night when I said that ugly children are terrible and should be kept in a cage. She didn’t take it well at all. She stared at me and angrily said, “Well, what would you do if I gave birth to a child that was ugly?” I replied, “I’d […]
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After spending the last five years having every surface in my house chrome plated, I decided that it was finally time to sit back and reflect.
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What do you call a Horse with Three Legs ?. A Reliant Dobbin.
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My mate spent ten years inside He has severe agoraphobia.
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What’s the definition of strain? Bite marks on the toilet door…
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Oh no! Oh no! OH NO! I’ve been sacked from my town crier job!
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I’ve just bought myself a meal for tonight from Tesco. It says on the box, ‘Must be eaten before Feb 2011’ How slow do they think I eat?
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Wylis wrote: The duplicate checker on here is about as effective as the one in China! ———————————————————————————— Wylis wrote: The duplicate checker on here is about as effective as the one in China!
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I’ve had to take a second job working in a bakery. I knead the dough.
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Facebook is like eavesdropping on the most boring conversation on earth.
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They only use the smallest chinese people in their restaurants – makes the portions look bigger…
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I used to have a job underground, but never mined.
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I make a joke and everyone in Russia kicks off! I was only being tsarcastic.
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