Eating fast food every da …
Eating fast food every day may shorten your life but it still works out for the best because you save so much time on preparation.
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FOR SALE: Golf Buggy, complete with nearly a whole set of clubs. All it needs is a driver.
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Does anyone else think that Hitler would have still been keen to create a blonde haired blue eyed master race had he seen John and Edward on the X factor ? Me neither.
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For a cow, spilled milk is a serious medical condition and it’s perfectly normal to cry.
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Twilight is so pointless i mean why do they not just have a threesome and have it done with instead of wasting my time with all of these films.
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Went Salsa dancing last night. Anyone know how to get tomato stains out of a suit?
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What was Beethoven’s favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAAA!
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My mate’s all call me ‘chocolate’. I’m not black, or even have a tan. It’s that when I’m out, fat birds can’t get enough of me.
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Smuggling sweets into the cinema; almost as British as a cup of tea.
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I bought some marmite in America the other day. I think they’ve got the marketing a bit wrong though. It says “If you don’t love it, you can sue us.”
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Billy Ray Cyrus is emotionally attached to his Keyboard. Especially, the ‘A’ key and the ‘Break’ key.
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“Burger King sold for 3.36bn” Once the munchies wore off I bet he was gutted.
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I tried using Bounty to clean up a spillage the other day, If anything, the chocolate made it worse.
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Local News: Red tape holds up bridges. There was me thinking Duct tape was the strongest.
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I got the sack today after dropping a clanger. I’m going to miss my job in the BBC props department.
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