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Apparently the Sickipedia …

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Apparently the Sickipedia iPhone app will soon be updated to allow iPhone users to login, vote and add Jokes. I hope they remember to add that little “Posted via my iPhone” For no particular reason of course.

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I went to a ‘bush n garde …

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I went to a ‘bush n garden’ convention the other day , it was ridiculous I couldn’t get a word in hedgeways .

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90% of dogs in Korea are …

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90% of dogs in Korea are inbred… like in a sandwich or something.

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if you cant gag her using …

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if you cant gag her using duct tape, you’ve obviously not used enough ?

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Just got back from a typi …

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Just got back from a typical labour strong hold… …or Asda as its commonly known.

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What do you get if you cr …

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What do you get if you cross Time Vine and Amir Khan?. A Punjabbi

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Started going to the gym …

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Started going to the gym on holiday, Did 10 reps.

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You can hear a pin drop i …

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You can hear a pin drop in my house sometimes. I had a bowling alley installed in the kitchen.

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Sent a message in a bottl …

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Sent a message in a bottle the other day. The reception was terrible.

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A friend of mine has got …

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A friend of mine has got such a short temper. I was playing cards with him the other day and he just snapped

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The lady at the dole offi …

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The lady at the dole office looked at me and said, “Mr Davies… A few of us are beginning to question whether you are actually seriously seeking employment.” “What?”, I responded, “That’s absurd! Why would you suggest such a thing?” “Well.. It’s just most people will make the effort of changing out of their pyjamas […]

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Just searched Sickipedia …

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Just searched Sickipedia for Schrodinger and got no results. But now I look and there is one.

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My girlfriend called me t …

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My girlfriend called me thick the other day. I informed her the technical term is ‘wide girth’ but thanked her for the compliment.

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I wrote, directed, produc …

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I wrote, directed, produced and starred in a play about my life, but it did awfully sales wise. Made a completely show of myself..

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Spare a thought for all t …

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Spare a thought for all the African children who won’t get to see 2012. Their parents can’t afford a DVD player.

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