I’ve made millions from m …
I’ve made millions from my own home in the Cook Islands, by creating an Apple themed singles website. Come join us on: iLove.co.ck
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All the blokes in the off …
All the blokes in the office today were talking excitedly about some sort of ‘special day’, but I didn’t have a clue. I wasn’t bothered anyway. Mum just text me saying she’s making steak for tea and that she’s got me a surprise for later!
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The worst part about being a paedophile is trying to fit in.
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I was sacked from my job at McDonalds for stealing a portion of fries. I took it with a pinch of salt.
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Every time I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons makes me think they’re panicking over who’s getting the chop next.
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I got sacked from the dementia ward where I worked. Mavis and Edna forgot about the first two rules of Fight Club.
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If Ronnie Biggs had been a modern day train robber, he could have held up the train by putting leaves on the track.
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Summer holidays are great…. The 6 weeks where I can share a website with young school kids and not get reported.
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What’s my opinion on airconditioning? Not a fan.
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An attractive woman came into my bank today with financial issues. “I really want to get you alone” I smirked, as I told her to follow me. But after I took her out back and started to feel her up, I realised she was just looking for a loan.
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When a bloke rings my mate it plays ‘Raining Men,’ when a woman rings it plays ‘Three Times a Lady’.. Got himself a new BiPhone..
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The great thing about imaginary friends is that if you square them they become real.
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The “It’s Complicated” status on Facebook is referring to women in general, right?
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Nothing says “I’m an obese, ugly and depressed woman with a face like a bag of spanners”, more than having fantasy pictures of fairies and warrior princesses instead of real profile pictures on Facebook.
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I saw an atheist man with no cheeks, no eyes, no forehead, no chin, and a lisp. His lack of faith disturbed me.
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