Author: qjoq.com

I went to shop to get a few things but when I got to the till I realised I didn’t have any money. ‘Do you take cards?’ I asked. She nodded her head and grabbed the card reader. ‘No need for that,’ I said putting a card on the counter. ‘Merry Christmas.’

When my mate was diagnosed with terminal cancer, he took three ecstacy pills, one embossed with a ‘7’, one with an ‘8’ and one with a ‘9’. His daze was numbered.

Bungee jumping. People always fall for it.

I live on the 5Th floor of a tower block. I wanted to move to the 6Th floor, but that’s a different story.

I got really excited when I found out that Tesco’s were ‘Slashing Prices.’ Until I found out that it had nothing to do with Katie or Harvey.

What do you call an alligator that likes to tell people what to do? A delagator.

I recently opened a website called Battleships.com. It had a few hits but then it sank.