Sky News “US woman to be …
Sky News “US woman to be executed with IQ between 70 and 72” So 71?
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Is it solipsistic today or is it just me?
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I sat on the highest peak on Dartmoor today and smoked a big spliff. I’ve always wanted to join the mile high club.
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As far as I can see, these binoculars just don’t have enough zoom.
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I was watching a TV show about Alan Davies getting arthritis. Jonathan Creak
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Nothing compares to my wife’s parking……… It’s unparalleled.
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My wife’s been using that new voice recognition software to send me some sweet Emails. Dragon: Natrelly speaking.
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You can now buy software that spams underage girls. 16.99 from Phisher-Price.
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Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and toes. For people with extreme dandruff problems.
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I sprayed myself with Sure Invisible deodorant. It doesn’t work. People can still see me.
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For some strange reason, whenever I pressed my door-bell I received an electric shock. I couldn’t put my finger on it.
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With my business doing well in the UK, I decided to crack abroad. But she hit me back.
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My old man’s not a dustman but he sometimes wears a dustman’s hat just to confuse people.
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I have to say, hand on my heart, that I’m completely surprised that the doctor didn’t sew me back up after the operation.
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I got attacked by a swarm of bees. They stole my Nectar card.
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