Author: qjoq.com

I’m part of a project trying to make rugby a more difficult sport. We’re really raising the bar.

Once again, like last year, the wife’s said she’s getting all my christmas presents from the charity shop. That’s nothing new.

I asked my dad today if he knew the name of that yeast extract that you either love or hate. “Marmite,” He said. “Okay,” I replied, “I’ll go and ask her.”

Where do sheep get there mobiles from? Phones for ewe.

I’d like to introduce ice hockey to the Chinese if I can establish a rink with them.

I want to rob a spiral staircase from B&Q but not sure how I’m going to smuggle it out. Think I’ll take it one step at a time.