I’m supposed to working, …
I’m supposed to working, but I heard someone use the word “procrastination”, so I’m just going to look it up first.
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Prince William: 100% roya …
Prince William: 100% royal. Kate middleton: 0% royal. I guess their son will be the real half blood prince.
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TOP TIP Save 40 pence per week by just giving 60p to a big issue vendor instead of buying the magazine.
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Unusually, my new girlfriend is a boxer. I normally go for Labradors.
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I hate getting my social networking sites mixed up, Just last week i was telling my family to come on MyFace..
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Me and my friend used to spend all our time together in a treehouse but then we fell out.
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I’m really worried as there’s been an explosion in Peshawar. I hope my naan’s alright.
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My son was complaining about his mathematics teacher setting his homework in invisible ink. I couldn’t see what the problem was.
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Night Cops 2: It’s 3am and the Swindon Night Cops are about to raid a house looking for drugs. Shouldn’t they be out working?
Continue ReadingI used to work at Tesco i …
I used to work at Tesco in the fabric softener aisle but I’ve just moved to wines and spirits. I’m out of my comfort zone.
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I accused my wife of faking it last night, and I was right. She wasn’t sleeping.
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Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time Workers) SICKNESS We will no longer accept your doctors’ statements as proof. We believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work. LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed here, you will […]
Continue ReadingA guy in the pub said he …
A guy in the pub said he would buy me drinks all night, if I could make his dog do what I told it to. So I threw it on the fire and shouted, “Get off”.
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My wife’s face reminds me of California. It’s a state.
Continue ReadingVideo game enthusiasts: F …
Video game enthusiasts: For a stimulating experience, cover your car windscreen and drive using just your Sat Nav
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