I’ve got a good joke abou …
I’ve got a good joke about Royal Mail, but I think I’ll post it next week.
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As a kid I always wanted …
As a kid I always wanted to be a fireman, and I’m so happy to have finally achieved that ambition. And now I’m older I can an even spell it the “adult” way….. Pyromaniac.
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For about ten years now, it’s been my job to give my gran her pill every day. She hates taking her pill, so I mix it in with her morning coffee. It’s tedious making coffee and putting the pill in every morning, but if she got pregnant I’d never forgive myself.
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My friend had to have her leg amputated the other day, she was stumped.
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Today is Columbus Day. I was going to get a curry to celebrate, but somehow I ended up in a McDonalds instead.
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I was in hospital with a depressed skull fracture. I wasn’t very happy about it.
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Statistics are a bit like mini-skirts – they give you ideas but hide the most important thing.
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My family recently shunned my idea of a refrigerated blanket. I must say, I’m quite disappointed. I thought it was a cool idea.
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My wife went out to buy a new car but all she came back with was a bar stool. Apparently, it’s the new Seat.
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I agree it was silly idea to stand on top of a crane to protest at the treatment of the animals at our local zoo. There were other less endangered species I could have stood on.
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When I was younger, I really wanted a skateboard but my parents couldn’t afford one. So one morning, I woke up early and went to the garage. I got some wood and some nails… And beat my parents to death. My foster parents bought me 5 skateboards.
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Just saw this joke by swoosher7797 ———————————– My girlfriend isn’t the brightest spark. I spent an hour explaining a legendary Sickipedia joke to her and she still didn’t get it. So I got 8 mates over and we really explained it to her. Now she understands. ———————————— You took her appendix out?
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If Windows 7 was my idea, why do I have to pay for it?
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My mate was admitted to Newcastle hospital and he got the big C. Now it just spells Newastle.
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There are gypsies camped on the island near my house It’s amusing, in a round-about kind of way.
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