Author: qjoq.com

I see that BBC have a new show called Muslim Driving School, let’s hope for our sake it’s a lot more successful than their original pilot episode, Muslim Flight School.

After a Bukkake I like to thank everyone for coming.

People have said that I can’t write good songs. But I have a proven track record.

Cats. Bin there, done that.

I launched my charity bedding appeal for Africa today. Duvet Know it’s Christmas?

‘It’s so small….’ she says. ‘I’ve seen similar things that will do the same job, but bigger’ my wife moans. ‘I can get the whole thing in my mouth without even trying’. I wish yacult would just make a bigger bottle so she’d shut up

So Armageddon comes tomorrow, personally I can’t wait. It was only 2.99 from play.com

Today I was cooking bangers on the barbie. Needless to say my daughter wasn’t too happy about it, that’s the third one this week.

I once set up a charity match of my football team against a team of Big Issue sellers. We won, but then we did have the home advantage.