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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with top speed of 120 feet/second is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
Continue ReadingScientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with top speed of 120 feet/second is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
Continue ReadingI just received a text from a friend, “I’m so nervous driving on these slippery roads.” so the obvious way to increase his safety was by texting me.
Continue ReadingWhen you’re Russian for a drink, there’s no time for Stalin.
Continue ReadingI was watching some thick, dark clouds on TV the other day… Just before the watershed.
Continue ReadingBack in Vietnam i was a toilet cleaner I still get flush Backs
Continue ReadingI’ve just upgraded to Sky HD. I’m impressed. The phrase ‘No satellite signal is being received’ has never been so colourful and clear.
Continue ReadingI bought a dog whistle, but it’s rubbish. Whenever I put it in his mouth, he just starts dribbling.
Continue ReadingI just heard that Canada has stopped producing pennies. It just doesn’t make any cents.
Continue ReadingI don’t know why the word “purposeless” is in the English language. My dictionary says it has no meaning.
Continue ReadingGenetics has taught us one very important thing: Every girl you meet is a double crosser.
Continue ReadingMy wife and her baby talk is killing me. I wish she would speak like an adult.
Continue ReadingMy dad never loved me as a child. I can’t blame him really. I wasn’t born until he was an adult.
Continue ReadingI made up a joke about boomerangs earlier……I can’t seem to remember it now……no, wait it’s coming back to me
Continue ReadingI spotted a lonely boy in the park. Being the nice person that I am, I played basketball with him. My fun ended when he got stuck in the hoop.
Continue ReadingI love surprising my wife. Especially since her heart attack.
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