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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle? 2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.
Continue ReadingWhat do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle? 2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.
Continue ReadingThe first rule of reverse psychology club is don’t not talk about reverse psychology club
Continue ReadingMy Social Worker has said she will get me back to work “By Hook or by Crook”. If I’m honest, I’d prefer Piracy over Sheep Farming.
Continue ReadingIt was a mistake to steal a smart car. It picked me out of the police line-up and appeared as a witness for the prosecution.
Continue ReadingJust read this (genuinely) in the Mail on Sunday about Prince Harry’s new fling: ‘Harry is very funny and texts her jokes all the time from an internet site he’s found’ Alright mate?
Continue ReadingWhen I heard that 160 Indians had died in a crash I was surprised it was an aeroplane and not a Nissan Almera
Continue ReadingI hate it when the jokes on the site are set out exactly how they are on facebook Like if you agree
Continue ReadingI had to deliver a parcel to the surgery today. It was just what the doctor ordered
Continue ReadingI just bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn’t pleased.
Continue ReadingJust been watching Comic Relief. I have to say, it was incredibly touching watching that clip with Annie Lennox and those four African brothers – especially that emotional hug at the end. That kid must have got so much out of it. Love… relief… thanks… grief… her purse…
Continue ReadingI’m new to farming, but I recently purchased several thousand battery hens based upon a sound business plan and excellent return on investment figures. I don’t wish to waste any money, so before I release any further funds, could somebody tell me whether chickens take AA’s or AAA’s? Thanks.
Continue ReadingGarlic bread is second to naan
Continue ReadingI really need to stop talking to inanimate objects. Note to shelf.
Continue ReadingOnline discussions? I’m all forum.
Continue ReadingLittle kid fell in the hole I dug in my garden, when he hit the bottom there ws a splash from the water below. Couldn’t help but think, Oh well.
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